I'm Bri, and I'm kind of interesting.
is it weird that i am more excited for my mothers birthday than i was for my own?
she’ll be 43 :)
my mothers birthday is next week
I’m buying her Estee Lauder’s Idealist, which means i am out $90.
but its okay because even though she can be super fucking annoying, she’s worth every penny.
Idiot: Kim Kardashian is so beautiful.
Me: Beautiful? You would be "beautiful" too if you had 24/7 beauty team paid to make you look good.
Idiot:
Me: Furthermore, I wouldn't use the word beautiful. Sure, she's not horribly disfigured, but even horribly disfigured people have more of a personality than she does. Which in return makes them more beautiful than she will ever be. Her whole being is horribly disfigured.
Idiot:
Me:
Idiot:
Me: She's a vapid whore.
Me: Beautiful? You would be "beautiful" too if you had 24/7 beauty team paid to make you look good.
Idiot:
Me: Furthermore, I wouldn't use the word beautiful. Sure, she's not horribly disfigured, but even horribly disfigured people have more of a personality than she does. Which in return makes them more beautiful than she will ever be. Her whole being is horribly disfigured.
Idiot:
Me:
Idiot:
Me: She's a vapid whore.
i just want to buy potted pink peonies!
but i cannot find a near by flower shop that sells them! does this mean that i would have to plant my own? i don’t even know if i can grow them, i’m not sure if i have a green thumb.
i was seriously considering doing Skinny Bitch, to slowly introduce my body into veganism. but then i discovered that you cannot have coffee…now i’m not so sure.
it also says that i cannot have any diet drinks (actually no caffeine whatsoever) , and we all know how much i love coke zero/diet coke.
i just love miley cyrus, okay?
i need a bubble umbrella or i will never be fashionable.
tomorrow will be the first day that i have left the house since monday
i have to go to work. lolz.
no regrets.
